A young man in a bar leans over to the guy sitting next to him and says, "Hey buddy, do you want to hear an Irish joke?"

The second guy replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. ... and I'm Irish. See my friend over there? He's is 6'2", 225 lbs. ... and he's also Irish. And see that big fella next to him? He's Irish too. So, do you still want to tell that joke?"

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely,healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to

the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new child and says "I think we will name him "Sum Ting Wong."