Little Johnny

One day Little Johnny walked in the bathroom while his mommy was having a shower.

Little Johnny asked: Mommy, Mommy what's that? (Pointing to her patch). Mommy said: Well Johnny, that's my little black sponge.

Johnny said: Oh.

A few hours later while Mommy was watching TV, Little Johnny asked: Mommy, Mommy where's your little sponge?

I don't know. Replied Mommy. Well I'll go find it!! Said Little Johnny. Many minutes later Little Johnny came running in the house yelling proudly

"Mommy, Mommy I found your little black sponge!

You did? Said Mommy. Little Johnny: Yah! The neighbor lady's using it to wash Daddy's face !!

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Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he

desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said "yes", but asked Billy to be quick.

Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.

The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked

Five minutes later he returned to the classroom and says to the teacher "I can't find it".Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school

for awhile, to help him find the bathroom. So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.the teacher asks Tommy "Well, did you find it?"

Tommy is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards"